sâmbătă, 18 septembrie 2010

Boys want it easy, but we make it ward

Acu cateva zile m-am amuzat copios pe bloul Terrei citind acest post. Si ma gandeam cam cum ar raspunde fetele ...

  • Men are NOT mind readers.

Too bad then, they will never know what's inside our evil minds >:)

  • Learn to work the toilet seat.
    You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
    We need it up, you need it down.
    You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

Hm, I guess that's the only thing that you are not complaining. Look here is a list of some complaints for example.

  • Sunday sports It's like the full moon
    or the changing of the tides.
    Let it be.

Just give us the credit card. And you won't see us for the rest of the weekend.

  • Crying is blackmail.

If you fall for it. If you don't, you are a insensitive jerk.

  • Ask for what you want.Let us be clear on this one:
    Subtle hints do not work!
    Strong hints do not work!
    Obvious hints do not work!
    Just say it!

And what happens when we want you to surprise us, and you don't know how ? We say you how and ruin the surprise? Wouldn't be more useful a hint?

  • Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

We could do that. Let's picture it :

B: What's your name?

G: No

B: what's that supposed to mean?

G: We, girls, make it simple. Instead bothering be nice and tell you we are not interested, we answer from the start "no" meaning : "no, I don't want to have sex with you", or "yes" meaning: "Yes I know what you want. Let's skip everything and have sex". In my case, NO.

  • Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

When we try to tell you guys some important stuff about our relationship, it could be useful some sympathy. Because when we see that " I'm sick of your stories" face, we close up and remain quiet.

  • Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials

Same answer.

  • If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

We say nothing because of your "I'm sick of your stories" face

  • Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.

Then you'll have to repeat that you love us every single time ^^

  • If you think you're fat, you probably are.Don't ask us.

That's so insensitive. A girl is trying to look good for her boy. That's why we want boy's opinion. Gosh...

  • When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .

Same answer. Isn't it better to show of with a glamorous lady, than a girl who looks like she just got out of the jungle?

  • You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

We ask you because we need you. Don't you like to be needed? To feel like you are more powerful then us? We just have the ideas, but you are the only ones who can do it. So, pretty please, could you do it for us? In our idea ? 

Un comentariu:

Noni spunea...

If you think you're fat, you probably are.Don't ask us.
"That's so insensitive. A girl is trying to look good for her boy. That's why we want boy's opinion. Gosh ".... that's a trick question from the start....and if you say we are insensitive, that's just beacuase YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH :))