Indecent Proposal

"The things that people in love do to each other, they remember. And if they stay together, it's not because they forget. It's because they forgive."

Tocmai mi-am amintit

Cand eram mica, eu nu voriam sa ma fac cantareata, actrita sau politista, in nici un caz doctorita, ca si toata lumea. Vroiam sa ma fac astronaut !

Boys want it easy, but we make it ward

Acu cateva zile m-am amuzat copios pe bloul Terrei citind acest post. Si ma gandeam cam cum ar raspunde fetele ...

• Men are NOT mind readers.

Too bad then, they will never know what's inside our evil minds >:)

• Learn to work the toilet seat.
  You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
  We need it up, you need it down.
  You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
  

Hm, I guess that's the only thing that you are not complaining. Look here is a list of some complaints for example.

• Sunday sports It's like the full moon
  or the changing of the tides.
  Let it be.

Just give us the credit card. And you won't see us for the rest of the weekend.

• Crying is blackmail.

If you fall for it. If you don't, you are a insensitive jerk.

• Ask for what you want.Let us be clear on this one:
  Subtle hints do not work!
  Strong hints do not work!
  Obvious hints do not work!
  Just say it!
  

And what happens when we want you to surprise us, and you don't know how ? We say you how and ruin the surprise? Wouldn't be more useful a hint?

• Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

We could do that. Let's picture it :

B: What's your name?

G: No

B: what's that supposed to mean?

G: We, girls, make it simple. Instead bothering be nice and tell you we are not interested, we answer from the start "no" meaning : "no, I don't want to have sex with you", or "yes" meaning: "Yes I know what you want. Let's skip everything and have sex". In my case, NO.

• Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

When we try to tell you guys some important stuff about our relationship, it could be useful some sympathy. Because when we see that " I'm sick of your stories" face, we close up and remain quiet.

• Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials

Same answer.

• If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

We say nothing because of your "I'm sick of your stories" face

• Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.

Then you'll have to repeat that you love us every single time ^^

• If you think you're fat, you probably are.Don't ask us.

That's so insensitive. A girl is trying to look good for her boy. That's why we want boy's opinion. Gosh...

• When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .

Same answer. Isn't it better to show of with a glamorous lady, than a girl who looks like she just got out of the jungle?

• You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

We ask you because we need you. Don't you like to be needed? To feel like you are more powerful then us? We just have the ideas, but you are the only ones who can do it. So, pretty please, could you do it for us? In our idea ? 

Karate Kid si first job.

Azi m-am uitat la karate kid(2010). Dragut filmul. Mi-a placut si cel vechi, tot cu un baiat. In amandoua povestea e cam la fel: un neastamparat da de necazuri cu o gasca de batausi si din fericire este invatat de maestru ce trebuie sa faca sa ii invinga. Si in ambele e si o poveste de dragoste dar asta e mai putin relevant acum. 

Maestrul incepe in primul rand cu niste sarcini absolut stupide la prima vedere, care nu au legatura cu kung fu. In filmul vechi e vorba de lustruit masini si in cel nou de agatat geaca in cuier. Practici pe care le repeta atat de mult ca ajung sa creada ca nu vor mai invata niciodata sa se bata. Insa aceste sarcini sunt cele care stau la baza antrenamentului kung fu, pentru ca ele slefuiesc rabdarea. 

Niciodata nu mi-as fi privit sefii ca si niste maestri. Dar cu timpul am observat ca asa sunt. Nu am fost extrem de incantata de primul job. Imi placea pe de-o parte ce faceam, dar il detestam psihic. Faceam acelasi lucru in fiecare zi si mai ca nu prea aveam ce face , dar tot timpul trebuia sa se vada ca fac ceva. De aceea , la inceput cand nu aveam de lucru, am incercat sa ii ajut pe toti si sa imi gasesc ceva de lucru, pentru ca nu aveam rabdarea de a sta degeaba si a ma preface ca fac ceva. Si asa s-au obsinuit oamenii sa ii ajut si eu am inceput sa fac din ce in ce mai multe. Si am ajuns la stadiul ca aveam foarte mult de lucru si era obositor, iar pe deasupra eu eram platita doar pentru treaba mea si in rest de a sta degeaba, ceea ce era frustrant. In acele momente imi parea rau ca nu am avut rabdarea de a-mi vedea de treaba. Dar mai apoi s-a terminat perioada aia si am intrat iar in starea de lejeritate si cu toate ca ajutam in jur, parca tot erau momente in care nu aveam ce face. Si atunci mi-am dat seama ca tot mai bine e cand am ceva de facut.

Pe langa experienta pe care am prins-o in domeniul in care am lucrat, mai e si rabdarea pe care mi-am slefuit-o si am invatat sa stau si sa studiez terenul si abia apoi sa actionez. In orice caz a fost o experienta din care am invatat foarte multe. 

Important e de ce iubim femeile

Nu cred ca are rost sa scriu aici tot fragmentul lui Mircea Cartarescu in care explica de ce iubim femeile.

Cu totii stim ca suntem adeptii sexului frumos. Pentru ca fiecare fetita/fata/femeie are ceva frumos in ea. Si ma refer doar la psihic. Cu atat mai bine daca e si la fizic. Femeile se fac placute foarte usor. Femeile sunt gratioase. In fine, femeile sunt cum le descrie Mircea Cartarescu.

Am observat ca multa lume a inceput sa scrie un raspuns la cartea lui , si anume "de ce iubim barbatii". E ridicol sincer. Cel putin din punctul meu de vedere. Ceea ce nu a inteles multa lume e ca Mircea Cartarescu s-a referit la sexul feminin, nu particular la o femeie generalizand totul.

In "de ce iubim barbatii" fiecare autoare, greu sa cred ca ar fi si un autor, isi spune dorintele in legatura cu barbatul visurilor ei, fie ca il are sau doar spera la el. Nu poti sa aplici toate caracteristicile unui barbat la toti. Iese o cacealma de dragul ridicolului. Nu toti barbatii sunt hipersensibili ca si cum spune X in "de ce iubim barbatii", pentru ca ea vede hipersensibilitatea la un barbat ceva frumos. Nu toate femeile iubim barbatii hipersensibili.

Ce vreau sa spun aici e ca eu cred ca Mircea Cartarescu a ales sa scrie "de ce iubim femeile" si nu barbatii, din 3 motive. Pentru ca e barbat si iubeste femeile. Pentru ca daca nu ar fi prima, atunci nu cred ca ar fi vrut sa isi evidentieze inclinatia sexuala, aceasta creandu-i o imagine negativa si eliminandu-l dintre cei stimati, si 3 pentru ca dupa cum stie toata lumea sexul feminin e cel frumos.